After surviving the streets of Lagos, the surge pricing, the concerts, and the constant stress that comes with Detty December, there is one sanctuary where peace, entertainment, and air-conditioned comfort collide beautifully: ‘The Cinema’.
For many Lagosians, Nollywood releases have become a crucial part of the December tradition. The end-of-year film slate is now as anticipated as concerts, raves, and beach festivals. It is the one place where you can unwind, laugh, cry, hold popcorn in one hand, and hold your sanity in the other.
So after navigating the chaos (as explained in Part One), here is your cinematic guide to the Nollywood films lighting up screens from December 5 upwards—and how to make the most out of them.
“This Is Not a Nollywood Movie” — December 5
Your First Stop Into the Madness
December kicks off with a comedic banger. As the name boldly insists, This Is Not a Nollywood Movie is ironically one of the most self-aware Nollywood films in recent years.
The story follows Okechukwu Nwadibe, a desperate filmmaker who believes his Lagos arrival will mark the beginning of greatness. Instead, it becomes the start of hilarious disasters. Featuring Broda Shaggi, Bimbo Akintola, Chidi Mokeme, Hanks Anuku, and more, this film blends satire with industry truth.
Why it fits your Detty December:
It’s light, chaotic fun—ideal after a stressful week of traffic and back-to-back outings. Go with friends. Laugh loudly. Enjoy the madness on screen instead of the one outside.
2. “Behind The Scenes” — December 12
The Drama You Didn’t Know You Needed
If you’re emotionally ready, this film will give you a dose of depth. Behind The Scenes, co-directed by Funke Akindele and Tunde Olaoye, tells the story of Ronky-Fella, a wealthy real-estate mogul whose generosity begins to backfire. She soon learns that kindness can invite manipulation, and loyalty is sometimes an illusion.
Featuring Iyabo Ojo, Fausat Balogun, Tobi Bakre, Destiny Etiko, and Dele Odule, this film is set to hit a nerve.
Why you should watch it:
It’s perfect for those quieter December days when you need reflection instead of frenzy. After days of partying, a film like this gives balance—something real, grounded, and emotionally honest.
“Oversabi Aunty” — December 19
A Family Comedy Perfect for Holiday Chaos
If you’re familiar with Nigerian family dynamics—especially during weddings—you’re in for a ride. Oversabi Aunty brings together culture, romance, and the legendary overbearing aunty who believes every wedding must pass through her approval.
Toyin Abraham leads the comedic storm, supported by Mike Ezuruonye, Tana Adelana, Jemima Osunde, Queen Nwokoye, and Ngozi Ezeonu.
Why it’s a must-watch:
This is the “laugh away your December stress” category. Go with your cousins, siblings, friends, or even your church members after the carol service. It’s relatable, energetic, and very Lagos-December coded.
“A Very Dirty Christmas” — Mid-December
For Those Who Prefer Messiness With Their Holidays
Ini Edo produces this festive drama dripping with secrets, scandal, and family tension—because, let’s be honest, not every Christmas is jollof and joy.
This film leans into the darker, juicier side of the holidays—revenge, grudges, emotional confrontations, and revelations that could shatter a family dinner.
Best way to enjoy it:
Go at night, after a long day of movement. Grab a cold drink, sit back, and enjoy the chaos unfolding in someone else’s family instead of yours.
“King of Boys 3: The Beginning of the End” — December 25
The Christmas Day Heavyweight
Christmas in Lagos is not complete without something dramatic, powerful, and intense—and nothing fits that description like King of Boys 3.
Kemi Adetiba returns to expand the empire of Eniola Salami. Expect politics, betrayal, vengeance, strategy, and jaw-dropping twists.
This one requires preparation:
Eat before you go. Turn off your phone. Brace your chest.
It is not the kind of film you “watch casually.” It is an event.
How These Films Elevate Your Detty December
After running around the city, attending concerts, jumping from mainland to island, sweating in traffic, and shouting “where’s my ride???” till your voice cracks, Nollywood gives you a different kind of December joy:
✔ A place to cool off
✔ A way to bond with friends
✔ A chance to laugh or cry freely
✔ A cultural experience rooted in home
✔ An escape from Lagos noise
It’s the perfect balance between outside enjoyment and inside enjoyment.
So whether you choose comedy, drama, or a power-packed blockbuster, Nollywood has created a December lineup that matches every mood you’ll encounter this season.
Final Note
Lagos in December is not ordinary—and neither is Nollywood.
As you enjoy the concerts, beaches, clubs, and endless outings, make cinema time part of your sanity-saving strategy.
Because sometimes, the best part of Detty December
…is sitting in a dark room, holding popcorn,
and letting someone else’s drama entertain you.
Happy Detty December — and happy watching!
