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Cast: Toyin Abraham, Bimbo Ademoye, Lizzy Jay, Ini Edo, Kolawole Ajeyemi, Odunlade Adekola, Yhemolee, and many more.
I don’t approach reviews from a place of bias or blind fandom. I admire Toyin Abraham for her undeniable hard work and consistency—she has built a name that commands respect. But admiration cannot excuse the truth: Alakada Bad and Boujie is a disappointing film that overpromises and underdelivers.
The movie, branded as a comedy, struggled from the very start. The storyline dragged painfully, forcing viewers to sit through Yetunde’s repetitive cycle of lies, insecurity, and fake living. Instead of progressing toward meaningful character growth or a clear “fake it till you make it” message, her arc went nowhere. The film seemed content with recycling tired tropes that, in 2025, feel overdone and outdated.
What made matters worse was the bloated casting. At times, it felt like almost every TikTok personality or internet celebrity had been squeezed into the film. Rather than enhancing the story, these cameos made it feel crowded and disorganized. Some appearances were awkward, others unnecessary, and together they revealed the real issue: the narrative wasn’t strong enough to carry the weight of so many characters.
A strong film should strike a balance between plot and performance, but Alakada Bad and Boujie lacked both cohesion and depth. The pacing suffered, subplots were poorly developed, and scenes felt stitched together rather than carefully woven. Instead of laughter, the film left viewers frustrated, waiting for something memorable that never came.
That said, credit should be given where due. The costumes were colorful and eye-catching, the set locations well-chosen, and the cinematography polished. It was evident that money was spent on making the film look good. Unfortunately, style without substance only highlights the gap between vision and execution.
At nearly two hours long, the film ultimately felt like wasted potential. With a smaller, more focused cast, tighter subplots, and a stronger central narrative, it could have been impactful. Instead, it delivered little more than star power and flashy visuals—neither of which could mask its flaws.
Frankly, it felt like a missed opportunity for both Toyin Abraham and Nollywood as a whole.
Rating: 2/10
