The jagaban is back! – For someone whose return you would think would be nothing short of the triumphant entry of Christ, with elaborate fanfare, lots of dancing and agbada flinging to loud drumbeats and the ear shattering hailing of touts and paid hype-men – not to forget the Mary Magdalenes throwing flowers on the floor for the Lion of Bourdillon to walk on, after which and sometime before dawn, a couple of Magdalenes would be tiptoed to a private chamber to massage baba’s feet off the strains of disembarking from the airplane and of strolling down the tarmac to his waiting Toyota Prado.
The Lion of Bourdillon snuck into the country (we cannot say if he was dressed in gele and bubba and wrapper like Diepreye Solomon Peter Alamieyeseigha) until we see a video. What difference is it? After all, Alamieyeseigha also entered the country about the same time flanked on both sides by aides holding his two hands on their shoulders. Alams was hiding from the UK government…. Who or what is the Lion of Bourdillon afraid of? – Bubu?
A source of Federal Character who requested to speak under anonymity, said this urgent but not-so-triumphant entry of the jagaban into the country’s commercial capital is because of an APC rally schedule to for this Sunday 10th of October.
Our source is an APC member – this could be yet another lie from a party that has been known for countless of lies.
You would recall that Asiwaju allegedly has been undergoing treatment in the UK – Again, it is the same UK that Alamieyeseigha came back from – or what do I even know?
What we can confirm is Tinubu’s campaign “SWAGA 2023” was launched just last Thursday 7th October, with the governor of Lagos state Sanwo Olu, with his deputy Dr. Obafemi Hamzat and the head of the SWAGAlicious gang, Senator Dayo Adeyeye in attendance. Also in attendance were the deputy head of the SWAGA -the-ginger gang, Soji Akanbi and other APC members.
Seriously??? What kind of slogan is SWAGA 2023? Was it coined by Mc Oluomo?
This Sunday’s rally according to a party faithful is expected to be both the mother and grandmother of all rallies and is going to shake the nation.
My people, abeg make una stand well well on Sunday oo… As dem wan shake the nation… Ehen!