Sean “Diddy” Combs will celebrate his 55th birthday this year in the last place that would ever come to imagine: behind bars at MDC Brooklyn. Forget Cristal champagne, caviar, and VIP tables full of A-list friends; the once-lavish rapper will be celebrating his “double nickel” birthday in decidedly humbled style.
Diddy’s birthday morning got under way with the equivalent of a plain prison breakfast: cereal, fruit, and a small breakfast cake. Things improved somewhat in the lunch lineup: pasta and marinara meal with accompanying meatballs and a garden salad, served up at 11 a.m., a world away from his usual celebrity treatment.
Dinner options for Diddy’s birthday boiled down to the prison standards: chicken or tofu fried rice with black beans and carrots served at 4 p.m. It wasn’t until recently that his attorney, Marc Agnifilo, let slip that food in prison has been one of the most difficult adjustments the music mogul has had to make, adding a twist to the birthday that no one could have anticipated.
Diddy’s low-key birthday behind bars is just a reminder of how far the party king’s life has shifted, navigating a legal journey from a September arrest to today’s quiet celebration.