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Femi Fani-Kayode Arrested For Forgery

Femi Fani-Kayode Arrested For Forgery

I hope for the first time in EFCC’s life, they do their job and send this man to Kirikiri where he should have been since 19 kiridim.

I am not keeping my hopes up – with EFCC it is dangerous to have hopes especially in this most corrupt government in our nation’s history. But if this flip-flopper-In-Chief and wife bitter and molester is tossed in the can, i will drink to it. I will for the very first time drink to stupor – to the point that i won’t be able to find my way home. Someone will have to get me an Uber or drop me off. This is how much i pray that some thing gives – That one of these thieves meet their karma las las.

I am happy with this news – this former Aviation Minister who has been under investigation for all that you can think of by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is now before a Federal High Court in Lagos in a new development relating to forgery.

How can they attribute this “forgery” to a new development? How can this be when he has been dragged before numerous courts for all manners of embezzlement and other crimes? How do you embezzle money with forgery?

Something dey worry dis government for head a-swear!

Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode is due at the Lagos office of EFCC on November 24, 2021, where he is expected to be slapped around and ruffled a lil’ bit for forging of hospital documents in an attempt to hoodwink the courts handling the case against him on money-laundering allegations and an attempt on stalling proceedings.

The ICIR learnt that the garrulous one is working in connivance with some medical personnel for assistance in dodging trial.

But na their way. Many of these doctors too are criminals.

The EFCC decided to take a more scrutinizing look at Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode’s letters, and as expected discovered it was fishy-fishy and consistent with the fishy-fishiness he has used in getting his case adjourned.

It was discovered that all of Mr. Fani-Kayode’s letters were issued from Kubwa General Hospital, Abuja, except one that was issued from the Federal Staff Hospital, Federal Ministry of Health, Abuja.

This man na confirmed crimi-and-nal…..nothing more to say.

All of the letters were signed by different medical doctors (shebi una see am)… all but the very last one was signed by a certain Dr. S. A. Tobechukwu. He wrote in the letter that the “patient, Fani-Kayode, was diagnosed by him”.

When luck decides to runaway from you, there is nothing you can do. For Fani-Kayode, the agency decided to send a corresponding letter to Kubwa General Hospital seeking authentication and more clarification to the letters they got from Mr. Fani-Kayode.

And this-good-hospital-of-our-lord duly sent their reply the following day, October 13, 2021, debunking Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode’s claims – stating that there was no one in the name of Dr. Tobechukwu under its employment.

You don’t need to be an EFCC operative to know that this would be the outcome.

The hospital also made it known that none of the names of doctors who issued the previous 5 letters exists in their records.

Ayu-aah…in Chief Zebrudaya’s voice. The man na confirmed crim-crim…. Look at the ease with which he forges documents.

So tell me, what the difference is between Ogbeni Femi Fani-Kayode and a yahoo-yahoo?

The hospital also indicated that no one with the name of Femi Fani-Kayode had even been diagnosed or treated as a patient at the hospital.

This is the most interesting part of everything. According to the hospital, the letterheaded paper Mr. Fani-Kayode used did not bear its reference number, just as the format of the patient’s number that he used did not match the format in the hospital’s database.

Oga oooo…. eku ise baba.

As soon as they learnt this, sharply, EFCC wrote to Fani-Kayode to report at its Lagos office on November 10, 2021, for a chit-chat.

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But guess what? Though not in the least surprising… The sharp guy and his yahoo-yahoo self tried to pull a different kind of stunt on the EFCC – writing back that he won’t be able to honor their invitation because of a separate invitation he has received prior to that to appear before an Abuja court on Tuesday, November 16, 2021, in a criminal case with his lawyers.

He requested that the agency move its date to November 17 or 18, 2021.

The EFCC agreed to this new date… but guess what again?

He didn’t show up.

And foolishly as we have known EFCC to be, they allowed him choose another date again – making it the 3rd one.

Mr. Fani-Kayode gave a new date for November 24, 2021, and added a caveat that he should be allowed to show up at the Abuja office instead of Lagos.

What do you expect? Since EFCC can’t get anything right… Why in God’s name would they allow him choose dates like it is some kind of wedding reception?

And like a wedding reception… he also went ahead to request a change of venue!

Thank God that for the first time in their lives, EFCC had the guts to let him know that the money laundering case is being heard at the Federal High Court, Lagos, and not in Abuja.

Just toss the man in jail and be done with his madness. Simple and short! Because If was a kid on the street, for half of this crimes, he would have been languishing in jail since. Why not Femi Fani-Kayode?

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